Why did the chicken cross the road? Antworten berühmter Persönlichkeiten

Noch zur Ergänzung meines Postings neulich, hier ein paar Antworten berühmter Persönlichkeiten auf die Frage: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Finde die Antwort von Freud und dem „Official Chicken Representative“ am besten… 😀

Viel Spaß!

Julius Caesar:   To come, to see, to conquer.

Buddha :   If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Moses:   Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road, and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Rene Descartes: It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming anyway.

Bob Dylan : How many roads must one chicken cross?

Epicures: For fun.

Gerald R. Ford: It probably fell from an airplane and couldn’t stop its forward momentum.

Sigmund Freud: The chicken obviously was female and obviously                  interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a phallic symbol of which she was envious. 

Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by. 

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

 Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

Plato: For the greater good.

Captain James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Richard Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour.

Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Martin Luther King, Jr: I have a dream! I have a dream of a day, when ALL chickens can cross ALL roads without having their motives called into question!

Official Chicken Representative: Because he wanted to. Do you not think that maybe chickens have rights too? If you crossed the road no one would question you.

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  1. Steffi
    Feb 26, 2010 @ 11:15:33

    Großartig! Ich finde auch Freuds Erklärung absolut einleutend. Der Kommentar von Richard Nixon hätte auch von Bill Clinton stammen können! Aber auch Einsteins Sicht der Dinge ist durchaus überzeugend. Und hätte der der Official Chicken Representative von eurem besorgten Mitarbeiter gehört und das Memo gelesen, hätte er sich nicht so aufregen müssen 🙂
    Vielen Dank dafür, hatte wieder mal viel Spaß!!!

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